Justin The Cat

Just a little cat that wants to be in space

Oh look guys it’s Justin The Cat!
Damn Justin The Cat is so hot!
Meow meow meow meow meow! *wow Justin The Cat is my role model!

by Space Catterino June 6, 2023

Cat

The most evil creature to ever live. Feline is the scientific name for this group.

The cat curled it’s tail around my wrist. I stopped typing and reached out a hand to pet her. She meowed and I rubbed her ears. Before I could touch her again however, she hissed and scratched my hand. Now sporting a bloody cut, I grabbed the cat by the scruff and hauled her to the basement steps. I gave her a nudge with my foot and she ran down the steps.
Later-
After bandaging my hand, I sat at my computer and typed some stuff. The cat came upstairs and started wailing in my ear. I went downstairs and saw she had no food. So, I reached for her bowl when all of a sudden, the crazy cat scratched me! Soon after, the cat tried to kill me so I gave her to my annoying sister. My sister always showed up at family gatherings from then on sporting multiple cuts.

by HotBabeLove May 30, 2019

morales of an alley cat

People with low morales who bang pornstars while their wife is pregnant and also molests women in public.

“You molest women and public and have sex with a porn start while your wife is pregnant with your child, he’s got the morales of an alley cat” - Joe Biden, 2024 1st Presidential Debate

by Saidinthefuture June 27, 2024

I cat tall the dark 16

a common example of a bad internet alias

hey guys did you hear about I cat tall the dark 16

by 10 big hot men having sex January 16, 2021

Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.

You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!

by obeywalrus December 19, 2010

Outside Cat

A female who’s frivolous throughout the night but you know she’ll always be home in the morning: the man is always a cuck

Brian’s wife is an outside cat, we don’t know if those children are his

by Gay boul June 4, 2025

cool cat

“cool cats” basically translates to cool dude, but when the word is used it reveals more about how the user of the word views themselves. The typical user of the phrase thinks themselves a very quirky and funny individual, but this is deeply deeply untrue. The use of the word is so unfunny and awful it is physically uncomfortable to beat and the phrase is widely frowned upon in general

girl- “Hey cool catzzz!”
everyone else- “actually wtf”

by paddyspub27 February 2, 2021