into my shit

Wants to have sex with me.
A Soutworthism

That girl in the green shirt over there is totally into my shit. -Southworth

by SpitBlood May 10, 2003

shit tip

When a couple are having anal sex and the guy pulls his dick out of his girlfriends ass and there is a little pile of shit on the tip of his dick

Dammit Jane, You gave me a shit tip

by swept33 August 21, 2009

New shit

Say it when someone says something really weird to you. Like telling them they must be on a new drug

Tommy "Aye you was with amy last night"
Jake "naw nigga you on that new shit"

by lovelystuff=] November 2, 2009

shit tent

When you sit on the toilet taking a shit and you pull you shirt over your knees and the collar up over your nose and mouth and inhale your own stink. Similar to the easy bake dutch oven, but you do it on purpose.

"I was on the toilet last night and my knees got cold so I had to sit in the shit tent.

by Steve Channell January 18, 2007

Shit on that pizza

A phrase often used by teenagers when they order pizza. Can be used in any situation if enough marijuana has been involved.

TC-Yo man lemme get 5 big cheese pizzas.
Pizza guy: Aight that'll be $50.00.
TC: ok thanks, and make sure there's no shit on that pizza...CLICK(hangs up).
Pizza guy: damn stoners

by Pete allen December 14, 2008

shit stain

the dude that adds in the lamest shit at the end of a conversation and all you can do is call him a shit stain

nigga you are a nigga my nigga fo sho nigga

the guy that said that is a shit stain

by sam adams blood January 9, 2009

Abandon Shit!

The act of a person using their underwear as toilet paper to wipe their ass, than abandoning said underwear in the trashcan. This generally occurs on the realization, post dump at a public facility, that there is no Toilet Paper, or Paper Towels in the restroom.

Note: This can also occur due to a shart that leaves you with a smelly mess of underwear, and no safe way to recover said underwear without embarrassment.

Little Billy: Mom! I need some new underwear!

Mom: Well where did the new ones I just bought you go?!?

Little Billy: The janitors are my school suck at restocking the bathrooms! I had to Abandon Shit!

by Lazerius March 2, 2014