jack grimm

Kooky Texas oil tycoon that would go out on expeditions in search of things such as titanic, Bigfoot, loch Ness monster and even Noah's ark but to no avail.

Jack grimm couldn't find even the biggest of boogers in his nose to save his life.

by The termite slayer December 3, 2023

Jack

Jack seems to fall for Michelle instantly.

Jack: I love Michelle

by DafuZer November 6, 2019

Crunkin' Jacks

Performed like a jumping jack however more intense and while yelling out words like Lil' Jon. Intense jumping jacks with Lil' Jon like energy

Joe: *jumping jack* YEAH!!!
Joe: *jumping jack* WHAT!!!

Conrad: What are you doing?

Joe: Crunkin' Jacks!!!

by Chipper 52 July 7, 2010

Jack Essink

Always leaves the boys for his girl. gets bitched around by his girlfriend. averages 10 tickle fights 2 wrestling matches and 5 kisses a day.

Tyler: "Jack Essink"

by jmazing November 30, 2022

Jack

an asshole just a real shitbag. so awful and all around a garbage guy. there is a reason people get called "jackasses". he is the reason. fuck off jack

man i hate jack. that guy fucking sucks

by athofear September 18, 2022

Jacking

The up and down movement of a hand on your penis

1. Dude I was jacking all night long
2.yeah I know I had to clean your sheet's

by Sch001 15 h311 March 29, 2020

Pursuit Jack

The art of masturbation whilst being pursued by law enforcement or in some cases, pursuing a criminal.

Bro, I didn’t even get to finish my pursuit jack before the popo pitted me.

by 69degrees October 9, 2022