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Belt of the fat lad

Jenny was in a very bad mood, and Seamus declared......"she could do with a belt of the fat lad.
She needs a good belt of the fat lad
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Why u so fat?!

Your Chinese dad yelling at you at 3am for not eating all of you egg rolls and getting a 98% in maths
Why u so fat?! Jonathan?!
by Nugget32 June 9, 2022
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Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls

Wow thats some Giant Small Skinny Fat Round Square Balls.
by SudirtPigMan October 9, 2022
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National Snog a Fat Man Day

On October 22nd, you are legally obliged to snog fat men if you see them, no permission needed. Particularly ones with beards.
Oh hey, tomorrow is National Snog a Fat Man Day.
by Teepy D October 21, 2022
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Priya’s a fat cunt

Someone called priya stewart who is a fat cunt and loves eating fat cunts
Boy- did u hear about the new girl coming to school
Other boy- I heard she loves eating fat cunts
Boy- that must be priya the fat cunt, priya’s a fat cunt
by Atksnfzkzkg December 29, 2022
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Fuck off you fat arse bitch

Fuck off you fat arse bitch ill shank your dad in bed
by Mamaimacriminal February 21, 2023
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You'll get fat

A phrase used by your employee when you bring up wanting to "move to another job". The employer knows the employee is severely underpaid relative to his or her responsibilities but is too disconnected to realize the reality of the situation. So, the employer uses some arbitrary phrase, that doesn't have to do with getting underpaid, in a last-ditch attempt/effort to get the employee to reconsider their decision. If some employee decides to apply and move on, the manager will make defamatory statements about the employee skills as a last resort to ensure they won't get the position.
Employee: "Hey, so I'm moving on to another XYZ position"
Employer: "Hmm, IDK about the XYZ position... if you moved on to that position, you'll get fat!"
Employee: "But what does that have to do with me trying to get into this position?"
Employer: "Anyways thanks for letting me know. But just so you know, you'll get fat!"
by bobbybrown432 July 29, 2024
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