Cheese Dick

A cheese dick is a super gross uncircumcised penis that hasn’t been washed in a long ass time. It gets crusty and gross under the foreskin.

Girlfriend: you better not have cheese dick

Guy: don’t worry, I washed it today

by Benis36 March 10, 2019

cheese

a holy object made of pure matter that I worship

I worship cheese.

by cheeselord12 November 29, 2021

Biggie cheese

The name of a character from the 2006 movie barnyard.

It is now used as a fun nickname
Other variations include:
- jeezy cheesy

- the jeez cheese

Person 1 : hey, biggie cheese!
Person 2 : yeah?

by Hellooooo :) :) April 16, 2021

knob cheese

this is Georges favourite meal after pussy.

George eats knob cheese

by ginger_ben123 October 7, 2021

Rusty Cheese Sauce

When you have an uncircumcised cock with dried up cum and she is on her period and you get some blood on your cheese

Yo dude I was fucking this chick with my dad and we made some rusty cheese sauce.

by YaMuvva69 March 14, 2022

Microwave Grilled Cheese

Bread+Cheese+Bread+Microwave its good

i love a microwave grilled cheese. delicious

by conner price December 13, 2020

Cheese

You know that stuff most people drank as a baby right? How about you try our new product! Its milk but so fucking rotten and expired and old that it becomes solid. Even the hobo from across the street loves it! Forget milk, THIS IS CHEESE.

Milk: Man cheese is hot, I wish I was as hunky and as handsome as cheese. But I'm not solid.
Cheese: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL

by Non-Normie November 24, 2020