Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Cheese State

A undiscovered land to the north where cheese is rumored to be plucked off of tries and where wine, beer and other alcoholic substances flow through freely.

Guy1: "Have you heard of the fabled 'cheese state'?"
Guy2: "Heard it? I lost my arm looking for it. Don't bother looking for it. Just settle down in Illinois or Minnesota. Better to do that than die looking for it."

by Flare! April 13, 2020

Dick Cheese

Craig Somerville

The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville

by Friendly banterman September 12, 2022

Dick Cheese

Someone named Richard who enjoys cheese.

I love Dick Cheese. I honestly must admit, Dick Cheese always turns me on.

by Kanye West's sexy uncle December 12, 2020

Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"

You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter

by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021

Cheese

Established slang for THC vape liquid.

Person 1: Aye, you need sum o that cheese bro?
2: ye dab me up bro

by sploofbar July 10, 2022

Cheese Stick

A semi chubbed penis that blossoms at awkward times. Occurs most often to people with the nickname of cheese.

Girl: He has such a small cheese stick!

by bpalme_10 July 24, 2016