A Blue badge wank is achieved when one goes on to a adult cam site and randomly finds an adult with a disability and engages in mutual masturbation.
Mr Ford drank half a bottle of whiskey last night and had his first blue badge experience.
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
Or Better known as The Blue Badge Wank
by Dr Form November 01, 2020
When your the first person to shit in a porta-potty and the blue liquid in the bowl splashes up and hits your anus.
Son, the porta-potty cleaner was just here. Throw some toilet paper in the water so you don't get a blue magoo.
Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
Man, I just got a blue magoo. Fresh and clean!
by Rivada June 02, 2025
blue moon weed is when you smoke weed under the full moon while blue balling yourself while masturbating
by paneshroud December 22, 2023
by Logan segueing July 20, 2015
When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.
I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.
by CptRaven June 17, 2025
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<.7.9.7.6.>Blues CLues Is ABout WHo Has THe Mastered Degenerate Template From THe WOrd "'Immortality'" <.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 09, 2025
by unterwegs February 20, 2024