a phyco cute demon that is very amazing and fuzzy. can be seen on curtains and toast. it has tiny shanks on its paws and will normaly get in your way whilst reading.
by Xx_dorkmaster999_xX November 3, 2022
Get the catmug. verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.
Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020
Get the cattedmug. Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
Get the You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the ovenmug. by Ltcm anthony June 14, 2022
Get the Explosive Cat Syndromemug. P1: Hey, there's so many cats following me around!
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
P2: That's because you got chosen by the Cat Distribution System.
P1: That would be nice but actually, I stole their food.
by BehindTheSlaughter January 28, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. by anonymous February 24, 2022
Get the Cat who ate the canarymug. by TIMEFUSION2424 October 4, 2021
Get the Cat cafemug.