Dick Nugget

An annoying fuckboy who claims to have a massive shlong but aint got shit

Oh my god that kid told me his dick is 10 inches but Samantha told me he's a dick nugget.

by Lesbian Jesus July 14, 2015

dick lust

When the dick so good you crave it every minute of the day. If you could detach the dick and keep it you would

I'm in dick lust after last night

by Dicklover78 July 11, 2017

brillo dicking

The act of stroking a cock by enclosing it between your chin and neck while having a beard.

It's a fetish amongst some bearded men to enjoy Brillo dicking.

by lameracist April 8, 2017

Dick curve

The way that your dick curves to

My dick curve to the left

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

dick ninny

An utterly foolish and obnoxious person who is so incurably self-righteous in his/her beliefs that he/she will go to any extent to defend them irrespective of whether they are right or grossly wrong.

Look at the dick ninny vegans attacking the BBQ shack.

by killerdove December 23, 2015

Parsnip dick

Parsnip dick is were the penis is more girthy towards the bottom of the shaft and gets extremely smaller towards the top part and helmet.

Most parsnip dicks are between 4 and 6 inches and find it hard to maintain an erection for the entire performance.

Omg lewis is so hot but sadly he has a parsnip dick!

No way? He doesnt look like he’d have one of those!

by Trevor2000 August 30, 2022

Dick Figures

An Epic Internet Flash Cartoon Masterpiece!

About 2 Stick Figures. The Blue one is the straight man and the Red one is the oddball who likes to fart, drink, and party all the time. The first episode was hilarious. And that's what made 6 Year Old me check this show out.

The episodes are hilariously random, which makes it perfect for a web cartoon. One episode even had a reference to Rage Comics.

Person 1: Do you remember Dick Figures?

Person 2: Oh hell yeah! That shit was the peak of internet cartoons.

by Maya Butreeks April 28, 2021