gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

by lemonstreet January 7, 2012

Platinum Star Gay

A gay man who has never been with a woman and was born via C-SECTION. Therefore he has never been inside a vagina. Originated from the revival of "Will and Grace" in 2017.

Jack from Will and Grace was a Platinum Star Gay Guy because he was born via C-SECTION.

by ToniCline1 December 18, 2018

youre mom gay

The most basic roast that spawned in 2018

Guy 1: Youre mom gay
Guy 2: *drops dead*

by CloverAndOut May 10, 2018

Gay Raccoon

This phrase is used to refer to someone that is incredibly ignorant about a subject they are arguing about. This person wants to start arguments despite not knowing anything about what they're talking about.

Johnny: Actually, most furries are NOT functioning members of society.
Some Dumbass: Yes they are dude! All the ones I've seen are really nice! You're just a hater.
Johnny: And you're a gay raccoon.

by Dipshit Danny May 22, 2018

I'm not gay urinal

the buffer urinal you leave between you and another guy if convenient.

guy 1: Dude, that guy in the bathroom was totally pissing in the urinal next to mine.
guy 2: Whaat? He didn't leave a I'm not gay urinal in between you two?

by mboz December 13, 2008

Ur Mum Gay

commonly used as a insult that sometimes is hard to come back from

Me: Ur mum gay
Person: No u
Me: ur parents gay together
Person: ur granny tranny

me:ur dad lesbian

by <insert dead meme May 19, 2018

Mean Girl Gay

The type of gay that makes you feel judged and unwelcomed.

Oh look, Greg and Hart, they’re mean girl gay.

by CherryChem January 31, 2020