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Sex Monkey

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
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Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle
Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”
by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020
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Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020
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Monkey

A monkey is someone who makes monkey noises, or acts like a braindead human being.
by alogarithm March 31, 2020
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Monkey

A monkey is a brain dead human who has no semblance of human personality
by alogarithm March 31, 2020
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Monkey

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.
My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!
by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020
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Monkey

SuperEvilAzmil is a Monkey
This Monkey is really stupid.
by not me LOL April 9, 2020
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