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fur fag tea bag

a term given to a particular type of tea-bagging, specifically one done while wearing a fox and/or other animal themed hat that when worn gives the wearer the appearance of having animal ears
dude brandon just got fur fag tea bagged
by jamesonorander January 15, 2009
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dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
by rammymolnar May 14, 2020
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Fruit Snack in a Sleeping bag

The act of setting a fruit snack (preferably cherry) on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and then pulling the extra skin over to keep it snug
Hey jordan, you ever tried a fruit snack in a Sleeping bag?
by Wiggywiggywack May 26, 2017
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tripple bagging market closer

when a new hire fails to identify fictitious financial terminology used around the office thereby making him/her look completely ridiculous. One byproduct of this failure to identify sarcasm may be the result of occupying a tiny unit under the pants.
"You see that tripple bagging market closer in the DOW yesterday?"

or

"That tripple bagger close had more balls than the f*cking Celtics locker room"
by Shankster69 September 17, 2012
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Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
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I need a medic bag

When you go through something that is so painful that you're imitating Dallas (from Payday) screaming to death for a medic bag.
*Gets shot by four snipers at the same time.*
Dallas: "AAAAAAAAAAARGH! I need a medic bag..."
by DallasIsDown January 24, 2018
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New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.
She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.
by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016
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