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Monkey

what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo
Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey
by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
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Monkey

What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand
Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey
by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
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Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
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Sex Monkey

That sex monkey just pooped in my back yard
by Not Lucas Moses February 5, 2020
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Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle
Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”
by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020
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Meth Monkey

An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020
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Monkey

A monkey is someone who makes monkey noises, or acts like a braindead human being.
by alogarithm March 31, 2020
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