Ur Mom

Someone I love to do

ME:HEY WHATS THE DOG DOIN
U:UR MOM
ME:HEHEHEHA

by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022

Mom

A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.

You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"

by 1qazxsw23edcvgfr45tgbnhy67ujm, January 31, 2021

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

ur mom

A common response people use for annoying, small, or silly questions. The phrase "ur mom" probably came from yo mama jokes which have been around longer than many of us have been. "ur mom" is, simply put, an extraordinary creation. People who use this phrase are highly intelligent contrary to popular belief.

person 1: hey, have you seen my glasses?
person 2: no, but you know who has?
person 1: who??
person 2: ur mom
(this is the only thing i could think of even tho, i too, use this intelligent phrase daily)

by totallynotarella April 20, 2022

ur mom

used for any type of comeback, very effective

guy 1: good morning neighbor
guy 2: ur mom

guy 1: dies of ass cancer

guy 3: what are you doing today

guy 2: ur mom
guy 3: gets cancer and dies

goes to school theres a shooter

shooter: everyone dont move

guy 2: ur mom

shooter: dies but gun goes off from dropping it and guy 2 gets shot

guy 2: ur mom~
school nurse: comes in clutch with an ice pack
everyone: starts to lose hope
guy 2: gets up and walks it off with ice pack
everyone: cheers

by currently shitting? April 19, 2022

mom

mom is fat

ME : mom ur fattttt af

by ZiziXong the 1st May 5, 2021

the mom and dad

The mom and dad -sex move- it's when you bang really hard, missionary with the lights off and then right before the guy's about to cum, you stop, flip on the lights and argue really loudly about money.

Oh yeah they were really going at it last night especially when they pulled out 'the mom and dad ' and woke everyone up!!!

by JuiceBoxDaryl November 30, 2020