dirty cheese curd

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.
Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”
by Davey Fakename August 17, 2023
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Cheese Whiz

Refers to farting when you pee.
Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!
by nignog Larry Major at WIPRO January 21, 2024
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Cheese Whiz

A Cheese Whiz is when a person with a penis puts it in their partner’s asshole but when he cums he slowly pulls out and spreads his Cheese Whiz all over her back in a circle repeatedly.
Hey babe, wanna do the Cheese Whiz? Not again you got it all over my feet last time
by LoveEef September 09, 2022
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New Jersey Blue Cheese

When you cum in a bowl and refrigerate it then hours later put it on a salad
Dude, my new favorite dressing is New Jersey Blue Cheese
by Jakethesnake16 October 03, 2017
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The God of Cheese

This person is the God of Cheese. They are the God of all Cheeses.
You are not The God of Cheese.
by PB Saltman August 11, 2022
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cheese on an icebreaker

"how much cheese is on an icebreaker" was said by nixlekk on 10/19/22 while trying to repeat what her brother asked her.
"how much cheese on an icebreaker" 3.1415926
by raydzlover69 October 20, 2022
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CHEESE PIZZA

When it's really long and stringy
by Harleigh Romero January 01, 2021
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