double dipped and scratched

1>to describe an embarassment beyond the realm of embarassment. yet humorous enough for all to laugh.
2>To describe a joke that countered another joke

jackie says: Damn that dude always Tryin to be hard; julie says: Yea he has to be hard in some place, otherwise he just gonna be plain soft jessie says: Hes been double dipped and scratched, all laughed.

by LostMinD January 26, 2009

double dreamin

When a person achieves two American Dreams within the same year.

CEO and founder of AmericaNative Nathan Rangel has been Double Dreamin this month.
If Trump becomes President hes definately been Double Dreamin.

by AmericaNative July 15, 2016

Double Banger

When you have sex with a someone and also have a lit banger in your own anus

Alan same home drunk and decide to give Lyndsey a double banger they could both enjoy

by spider-j September 25, 2016

Double Dutch Dick

Double Dutch, but with Dicks.

Joe took those guys out for a game of double dutch dick.

by Shmavery October 13, 2019

double-third-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and four great-great-grandparents in common.

Double-third-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Double Triple Crown

Starting 6 players from the same team in your fantasy line up

Wow, did you see that Hannah is going for the double triple crown this week? Talk about putting all your eggs in one basket.

by HCR77 November 28, 2018

Double Double

To have sex with two unfamiliar girls under two completely separate circumstances in the same 24 hour period.

I got my first Double Double today.

by Yerzzus January 28, 2020