The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022

the fuckening

The fuckening occurs when you had a feeling that something bad is going to happen, and it finally happens.

Oh dang it, the fuckening.

by fuckhead6987 June 22, 2022

forbidden fuckening

Term used to describe one’s being when he/she can’t seem to catch a break.

Kyle: “Dude I can’t seem to catch a break recently!”
Tim: “Yeah man you’re going through a forbidden fuckening”

by The word conjurerer December 6, 2022

The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

The Fuckening

When your life has been going a bit too nicely and everything crashes down ontop of you

I had a good life, then came the fuckening.

by Yesmanjames April 19, 2023

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023

No fuckidice

A disease that is know too keep one from giving any fucks about anyone and or anything

Ex: you see Joe over there ignoring that girl crying (it's because he has "No fuckidice")

by Joenonbob July 20, 2023