by Swimmyyyyyyy June 11, 2018
Get the Best Friend mug.Ayo you goin to Todd's Funeral? Nah homie, that's a funeral for a friend. I'ma stay home and play SKYRIM.
by SkinnyJoint October 7, 2023
Get the Funeral For a Friend mug.October 9th is National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day. make sure you go the extra mile to show your appreciation and be extra nice to him all day
Boy bestfriend: why are you being so nice to me today?
You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)
You: because it’s National Boy Best friend Appreciation day :)
by Thegreatest1973 October 8, 2023
Get the National Boy Best Friend Appreciation Day mug.When your sister/brother in law is not being sexually satisfied by their spouse or significant other and want to hook up with you and keep it undercover & within the family.
John: My sister in law told me she is starving for some dick. Said Bill doesn’t do it for her anymore.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
Joe: Sounds like she is trying to get on the friends & family plan with you.
by The Fratriarch October 10, 2023
Get the Friends & Family Plan mug.Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.
by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023
Get the Penis friends mug.Oh, yeah, totally. You know what REALLY helps you get into to a sexual relationship with a woman? The literal opposite of that! You sound like a torture victim trying to trick their torturer.
Torturer *uses cattle prod* BZZZZZT!
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
Hym "Oh God, ouch! That's the SECOND worst thing I've ever felt!"
Torturer "Wait, what? What's the first?"
Hym "Getting my dick sucked. It's the worst! Literally the worst form of torture you can inflict on someone! That's what you should do if you REALLY want to torture people."
Torturer "Oho! You're in for it now! You should have kept your mouth shut!"
Hym 😨 "Wait... You don't mean... No! Stop! Anything but that!"
Torturer "Heheheh. You're in for it now!"
Hym "Wait! Can we just be friends?"
by Hym Iam October 17, 2023
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