The most badass man you will ever meet. Loves politics, gets boners that can break glass, could choke out Hulk Hogan, and loves Jackson Paine’s dad. Doesn’t trust the media with anything unless it comes from Ben Shapiro. Always looking for a way to make fun of Kendall Parker and has many homies
by NiBoT November 15, 2018

by anonymous October 7, 2020

An emergency maneuver that can be taken by an individual who is pulled over by law enforcement, while subsequently being in possession of a large amount of marijuana, or other illicit substance easily identifiable by scent. The individual starts by shoving a finger up a recently shidded anus, and then smears the finger along the leftmost drivers side air vent. They then point the air vent at the drivers side door and crank the heat. Any pungent odor will be covered up completely as the officer gets fumigated by the heated excrement.
by Captain Toot May 11, 2021

by BlindJellyfishh February 9, 2019

A version of the red pill, but this time the incel decide to rape infant stacies so they don't give their virginity to chad
Person 1: hey see that little girl
Person 2: yeah what's up with her
Person 1: I totally brown pilled her bro
Person 2: bro...
Person 2: yeah what's up with her
Person 1: I totally brown pilled her bro
Person 2: bro...
by Nag1234 September 8, 2023

My friend Tyler drank a couple of my beers last night, so I gave him a dirty brown eyed stinker while he was sleeping.
by Boner Bobby December 10, 2023

by TheWhiteClone November 11, 2024
