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New York Subway

When 2 dudes share a hefty log with eachother, and they become brothers.
Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected
by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021
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New Hampshire kiss

The act of pressing your precum covered penis on your spouse's back to indicate arousal
My boyfriend keeps giving me new Hampshire kisses.
by Chunkycrumper December 24, 2019
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New Jersey

Ugh New Jersey seriously?

Fuck you, NJ is the best damn state in the union
by MenaceIIHeaven November 1, 2020
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New born horsed

South African slang for getting very drunk or high
Tonight we’re gonna get new born horsed.
by Deringian May 12, 2020
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discords controversial new ui

A recent, unwanted overhaul of Discord's user interface that has caused widespread disapproval across its user base. This new design is often described as a cluttered, unorganized mess, resembling the chaotic, poorly-optimized layout found in Android phones. The update features unnecessary complexity, over-complicated navigation, and a general lack of coherence, leaving users longing for the previous, cleaner interface. The UI is so bad that it’s often compared to a half-baked, rushed project, leading many to wonder if Discord hired a team of monkeys to make the changes.

Example: "I tried using Discord’s new UI and ended up spending 20 minutes trying to find the settings. This update is like if Android and a toddler had a messy design baby."

Synonyms:

Android-ridden disaster
Digital dumpster fire
The great UI blunder of 2025
Person 1: "Hey, have you seen Discord’s new UI? It's a nightmare to navigate."

Person 2: "Yeah, it’s honestly terrible. Looks like they took an Android interface, added a bunch of random colors, and called it a day. It's like the UI is trying to rage-bait you."

Person 1: "No kidding. I spent 10 minutes just trying to find my friends list. This update is a total mess. I swear, it feels like they hired someone who has never used a phone or computer before."

Person 2: "It’s literally the Discords controversial new UI in action. I’d rather have the old version back."
by 584940493395874392034839394 February 27, 2025
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new zealand goat fiddler

This is when you visit New Zealand and find the most perfect goat possible. You then proceed to double fist penetrate the goat from behind until it submits to ur pure dominance. After this is done you may proceed with your tip as you please and go to town.
Man, I sure do love the New Zealand goat fiddler! My favorite kind of sex by far.
by Heatwrench May 28, 2022
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Happy New Year

Its 2023 now. DONT WASTE ANY TIME OF IT.
Person 1: Happy New Year!
Person 2: Wait.. Its a new year
by Mia <3333 January 1, 2023
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