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Stephen: Yo! Heard your grandfather was on his deathbed. What happened?
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
Bill: He had some of Dylan’s nuts. They turned every cell in his body into cancer. But we gave him some of Finch’s nuts and he was good as new.
Stephen: Oh! My mom was saying something about those, says they fixed her marriage.
Bill: Yeah they’re the goat.
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Person 1: Something came in the mail today.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!
Person 2: That's pretty cool!
Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!
Person 2: kill yourself
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