Deez Nuts

One of the most versatile jokes in meme history. It can be incorporated into any sentence and either make everyone laugh, or want to kill you.

Person 1: Something came in the mail today.

Person 2: What?

Person 1: Some birthday cards along with a check!

Person 2: That's pretty cool!

Person 1: Y'know what was in one of the cards?

Person 2: What?

Person 1: DEEZ NUTS! HA! GOTTEM!

Person 2: kill yourself

by xXCanadaCowXx January 25, 2023

Big dees nuts

The biggest of nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts

by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022

Nut

A type of acorn, typically eaten by squirrels and have hard shells. What you thought i was gonna make a sex joke? Fuck off.

You: Hey man want some nuts?
Friend: no, but you can have deez nuts.
You: Fuck off dickhead.
Friend: no

by Autistic atheist gang March 2, 2020

sunny coco-nut

Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Is that sunny coco-NUT sitting in the seat in front of me omg his ankles make me wet

by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019

pst nut clarity

that was my mistake, i wanted to write "post nut clarity" but here we are now!

Mike: pst nut clarity.
Jake: Are you sure you don't mean "Post nut clarity"?
Mike: No, i actually mean "pst nut clarity"
Jake: Are you high or something??
Mike: No

by oh-shit-its-astrality December 8, 2024

squeaky nuts

someone who’s balls haven’t yet dropped

“why is collin so ignorant?”
“because he’s squeaky nuts”

by ahegger9 June 4, 2022

kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.

John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment

by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024