When a female squirts a man's seaman from her vagina into a toilet to dispose of it after intercourse, but refrains from flushing the ejaculate down the bowl.
Bro, did you cream pie that 19 year old emo bitch last night? She left sea monkeys in my toilet bowl then high tailed it to Planned Parenthood in your mom's Ford Fiesta.
by SnusOrDie November 28, 2014
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Get the Monkey mug.The Reagen Monkey is a type of albino monkey extinct before the dino age. This spicies of albino monkeys are usually autistic and very stupid which caused them to extinct. Some say they are still around but researches have a very hard time looking for them.
by your mum ♥️ September 18, 2023
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Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”
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