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Jack-cident

When a "slightly" overweight 8 year old boy named Jack(Jackson) defecates in his shorts with no underwear on, while trying to push out a fart.
While out with his family, Jackson pushed out a fart, but instead he pooped himself. "It was only a Jack-cident, buddy, his father told his sobbing son."
by GUTPILE March 28, 2021
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Jack

Me: Damn jack is beautiful boy
by Jaxsonthereaper October 8, 2021
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Jack Avery

Jack Avery is a guy from the “man bandcalled why don’t we.
Oh that guy jack Avery is bomb af I love him
by Bobbington April 8, 2019
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jumpin jack fleshlight forum

The act of doing 69 in the standing position while jumping increasingly higher just before orgasm. The prostitute or wife uses a Fleshlight on his penis until just prior to orgasm when she deep throats his junk. Optional: Advanced sex partners will time it so that BOTH cum at the same time and he gets a nice facial spritzer
The old lady and I were were on a cruse ship and decided to get real and I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum. She just loves it now
by Sonnyd2022 June 21, 2022
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Jack

man 1: what’s that
man 2: that’s jacks horse penis
by havli10252 November 30, 2021
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jack foat

omg. you are such a jack foat!
by Gdayyafuckenheffa October 28, 2021
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Jack Mac male

Someone who looks like a gnome and is orange
Jack Mac male bozo "Jack Mack you garden gnome HHAAHHAHAHAHAHA" "ranga L + ratio" \
by I have the big fob June 29, 2022
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