Brain Fart

A brain fart consists of verbalising the most incoherent, incongruent, inexplicable sentence one could ever hear, at any giving moment, usually resulting in the act of 'facepalming', proceeded by everyone who had the misfortune of being there to witness such unfathomable stupidity

Person A: Oh my god I've just had the most incredible brain fart...

Person B: That's so Maria Marcos de Macedo Sempiterno redacted of you!

by ValenteMerda January 24, 2022

barf fart

Vomit gas from your anus

We drank too much last night, it smells like barf farts in here now!

by Sonya grenell March 27, 2021

Fart

I farted.

I farted

by ×××bml××× March 13, 2019

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

Fart Advocate

(Noun) Someone who encourages their fellow farters and lifts them up from a place of shame.

Being the good fart advocate that I am, I choose not to fart shame my friends!

by Sammy983 December 22, 2023

Fart

To gas

She farts everyday

by Ibrahimovic Ug. June 22, 2022

Fart

When someone lets out air from their butt an it stinks , kinda like poo.... 💩💩💩

Friend :Hey how’s your day going!!
Friend 1: Meh ( Farts)
Friend: Ew did you just fart aw man that’s gross...

by Diff ♡ November 8, 2019