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Cream Cheese my Bagel

When a guy asks a girl to cream cheese my bagel he is asking her to put a bagel with cream cheese on his dick and jerk it off while she eats the bagel.
by Licktheclit69 September 28, 2018
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Chuck E. Cheese

Hey, you wanna go to FNAF in real life?

Chuck E. Cheese? Sure.
by thebruhdudenow2 December 5, 2022
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Nigga Cheese

Nigga Cheese- Once called out by EDP. Nigga Cheese is best cheese of all cheeses. It’s very tasty and has immaculate flavour
Me: Yo Dave, did you hear about the new cheese?

Dave: What cheese?

Me: They call it nigga cheese.

Dave: I’ve had it before. The flavour was immaculate.
by MysteriousCheese123ZD June 2, 2021
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American Cheese

1. Referred to as an American that eats processed food such as Twinkies, Lunchables, and American cheese and is severely ugly; could be identified as a monster.
2. A woman or girl that is really hot typically with blonde hair because their hair matches what the color of American cheese is. She could be ugly too but cheese is cheese
1. (in walmart) look at that sad overweight AMERICAN CHEESE in the frozen food section. I cant believe someone could live like that CHEESE.

2. (in the mall) Bro that AMERICAN CHEESE is so hot she’s like a model.
by Sea person July 19, 2021
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Fromunda cheese

Used in a crude or humorous way, to refer to a foul-smelling substance that can accumulate in areas like the groin due to sweat and bacteria.
I heard they're making a new Beavis and Butt-head movie, maybe they'll finally reveal what Fromunda cheese tastes like.
by #concertwhore July 2, 2025
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cheese factor

It's the most important factor in all trig equations.
You first change tangent to cos and multiply that by the sin of 2.45 Most importantly, you divide that by the cheese factor, and you get the answer for how worthless all this math really is.
by South Paw May 8, 2004
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Making Crazy Cheese

Slang for making crazy amounts of money.
Just keep making that crazy cheese man!

Yo I'm making crazy cheese!
by cooldude144 October 30, 2010
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