monkey hold

Doing it Doggy Style and put your whole hand in her ass and she clenched down and you can't pull your hand out.

I was riding her doggy style and she put the monkey hold on my hand and I couldn't get away.

by Skipper Kelly May 10, 2018

Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.

Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here

by Chipnorris September 29, 2021

Autistic monkey

An autistic monkey is a person who constantly makes monkey noises and is slightly autistic.

baka: “who is that person over there, they kinda look like an autistic monkey”

booby : “oh that’s eva huerta she was the first person to be diagnosed as an autistic monkey”

by george griddin July 31, 2023

Monkeys on an Island

It refers to a friend group that's so close or tight that they tend to or want to date people inside thier friend group regardless of their relationship status. Which could cause drama and unwanted history.

Person 1: Wanna hang out with them more?

Person 2: Nah bro they have that monkeys on an Island relationship.

Person 1: Monkeys on an Island?

Person 2: They tend to date people inside their friend group. I don't feel comfortable being apart of that.

by kavinesh February 23, 2022

monkey

a primate, an animal

they do have a tail
not to be confused with ape, which most people call apes of monkeys or vice-versa

example 1: monkeys are such peculiar animals

example 2: curious george isn't a monkey, he is an ape

example 3: he's not a monkey, he's an ape!

example 4: what is the name of aladdin's monkey again? oh nevermind

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

monkeys and typewriters

No fucking chance, man. Even with infinite chances, time, and probability, it ain't happening.

"Did your team survive?"
"They were too inexperienced. You know, monkeys and typewriters."

by onebakedsnake October 5, 2021

monkey garp

A slur for old people, usually depicting them as monkeys or less than. Some times even recognized as garp prime.

"That old dude is lame as hell man."
"Yeah he was being a real monkey garp all day."

"I hate hanging with the older side of my family, they all act like garp primes."

by mega man jay eazy January 2, 2024