A female usually in her 40's that suddenly decides she loves new dick and will spread them like warm butter to get it.
Where's Bob's wife been lately? Hell man she's getting her Midlife Hoe on. She ain't tried putting that shit on you yet?
by Mind_surgeon November 17, 2022
To be a super fan of Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, and Joe Jonas, or collectively known as The Jonas Brothers.
Not to be confused with Joe Hoe
Not to be confused with Joe Hoe
by kaufmasd March 04, 2019
One who is a hoe on the low. They seem innocent to their close friends but are secretly a freak in the sheets to any dude passing them by.
Ryan - Bro that Merick chick is a real underground hoe, ya know?
Sam - For real nigga? I always thought she was chill
Ryan - Nah bro she a lil freak, you ain't even know
Sam - For real nigga? I always thought she was chill
Ryan - Nah bro she a lil freak, you ain't even know
by larrythecatfisher September 17, 2017
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A girl who posts fully clothed pictures for the sole purpose of getting attention and likes from men or women.
by 12potatoes December 20, 2016
The home of an adult who is gullible enough to allow a houseguest who contributes nothing but sexual favors. Said person might be prone to local band members, or sad poets.
Loren's apartment is becoming a real hoestel (hoe-stel)! After the drummer moved in, she let the bass player stay there, borrow her car, and eat her food! I don't see why, the band is not that good!
by Curiosity Thrilled the >(^.^)< February 25, 2023
(Verb) When you try to pick up girls for flirting or one night stand
(Noun) a female friend who is flirty and easy to get laid
(Noun) a female friend who is flirty and easy to get laid
by Ghengis Ha March 29, 2019