weekend friend

a person who you associate with only on the weekends

" Can we get some dinner Saturday night?"
"Sorry dude, i have plans with my weekend friend"

by urbanone101 October 13, 2016

crow friend

A friend who gives items or gifts of little to no monetary value but the item is sentimental to them in some way as a symbol of friendship.

Kylie is my favorite crow friend. She always brings me back a rock or a shell whenever she travels.

by FireandRayne January 18, 2023

Friends

Something that you can’t get

“Do you have friends?”
“Wtf are friends bro?”

by Im actually gonna fckin kill u April 4, 2022

friends

A popular tv comedy show about six friends. Ross, Rachel, Pheobe, Monica, Chandler, and joey

"Hey, you watching friends tonight?"
"Sure am!"

by #lolllll@* May 25, 2019

Friend Group

A group that includes each of the following:
1- the dumb one
2- the short one
3- the mom
4- the smart one
5- and jock/fit one
-Or-
1- 3 people or more that all fall under either category 1 or 4

1- you're short
2- you're dumb
3- guys stop fighting
4- yeah, you know that kills brain cells
5- and the group vibe. hang on I have to run
*jogs away*
4- yeah I have math team, bye
3- no wait
4- sorry friend group

by CambodianCheese January 4, 2023

SHITEATER FRIENDS

One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.

The SHITEATER FRIENDS.

FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.

SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.

A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.

The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.

The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.

SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.

If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.

by ELON MONITORS April 20, 2021

ditch friend

A ditch friend is a type of friend, being treated as a ditch friend means that you would be considered a friend, but you would be immediately be abandoned given the opportunity.

1: people keep treating me like a ditch friend
2: that's sad, anyways I'm gonna unfriend you now
1: oh, ok

by A Lonely Introvert October 6, 2022