Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

by LV TV February 2, 2024

Cheese Weaver

A guy who constantly picks at his earwax in public, and then wipes it on things.

Guy 1: Oh my god, that was disgusting!
Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: That guy just wiped a bunch of earwax on his desk!
Guy 2: What a cheese weaver.

by Serjeh Somogath March 5, 2010

Cursed Cheese

A raging homosexual boy whos fantasises are to get fucked in the dupa by the dupa

'I need a Cursed Cheese in my life'
'Who dat?'
'a summer time lover boy who i will fuck'

by Ser Przeklęty w dziurę klnięty June 5, 2020

the quest for cheese

A rousing quest that Wallace and Gromit go through to find their beloved cheese.

Eh, gromit! We must go on the quest for cheese!

by MeWhenThe1 January 17, 2023

Slappin cheese

Correct. Being in the state of correct; being correct.

Our peer’s test answers are slappin cheese.

The slapped cheese answer is on my paper.

Your Slapped cheese your answer is right.

by Am I slappin cheese? February 20, 2023

Cheese Wreck

A guy who is popular but doesn't know when enough is enogh. Takes a lot of stick from his girlfriend and even takes her back when shes cheats on him.

Billy is being a cheese wreck, he's took Lucy back again!

by CheeseWreck April 21, 2018

Microwave Cheese

Refers to the art of ejaculating in between two slices of bread, microwaving it, and eating it as a sandwich.

I ran out of cheese so I whipped up a microwave cheese sandwich.

by Bob flaggit December 7, 2016