A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.
Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.
by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023
Get the Catmug. by anonymous March 12, 2022
Get the catmug. Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.
"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"
by Guulagg October 6, 2024
Get the Cat Clause By Proxymug. The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.
Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.
by Jus being real January 28, 2018
Get the captain toast catmug. by Mommy_milk3rs May 4, 2021
Get the Cat girlmug. by )ĽŒĞÂŃ ŔÅĐƏŃ January 27, 2019
Get the Catmug. 