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Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.
by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024
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Monkey

There's A MONKEY IN MY BATHROOOOOOM
by DooDooMan5 September 7, 2022
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Monkey

When you attempt to penetrate a woman's anus and she says: "Oh no you di'nt!"
I attempted to stick my penis in Felicias anus, when she suddenly closed her legs and scolded: "Oh no you di'nt!" That bitch gave me The Monkey Yo !
by K Mouse August 29, 2018
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Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.
No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.
by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021
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Nicaraguan Felch Monkey

A short, young, african american male, who goes around pantsing disabled kids and felch ing there anus’s clean of there shit, whilst prolapsing them.
Chino : Did you hear about Marty?
Noah barnfart : Nah why?

Chino : Marty is a Nicaraguan Felch monkey
by landon haas May 21, 2024
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Monkey

I gotta get in that monkey. She got a bad ass monkey down there. Gotta get it.
by anonymous August 9, 2021
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