Critical fat-cock theory

This only thing you WON'T steal and promulgate.

Hym "Nobody else thinks that's weird? They'll steal EVERYTHING BUT critical fat-cock theory! That isn't weird to anyone else? God, I think it's weird. Don't you? Critical fat-cock theory! The ultimate theory! So profound it terrifies scholars and charlatans alike."

by Hym Iam April 22, 2024

Hawaiian Fat Roll

When you find a lady, one that is at least 315 pounds, then proceed to take a loose shit and smear it in the crevices of her “love handles”. After this is done you can then go to have sex with her shitty love handles.

Damn did you hear about Carson doing a Hawaiian Fat Roll with Tabatha last night?

by Chance Lance April 24, 2024

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS

WHAT IS SAY TO ALL THE LADIES

SUCK MY BIG FAT HORIZONTALLY CHALLENGED BALLS BITCH
OMG THERE SO BIG
I KNOW NOW SHUT UP AND SUCK THEM

by I LOVE BIG BOOBS April 25, 2024

Fat Jordyn

when you’re being big backed

“Omg did you see Victorias order at Taco Bell?”
“Yea she got like 5 things and ate it all”
“That is SOOOO fat Jordyn”

by fatjordyn the og April 27, 2024

fat jake

a big ass dude. like when you look at him just big as shit

bro there’s fat jake, he jumped and 50 dead in alaska

by bearrrrrrrrrrrr April 27, 2024

Aggressive Fat

When someone is fat but not conventionally fat, more of an active and faster moving fat person.

"Look it's Lenny from Ice Age and Reece, they are both are aggressive fat."

by Lennyfromiceage April 28, 2024

Fat Ass

When a person is so large they generate a gravitational field. They are so heavy the ground around them cracks. They are covered in so much blubber that they need 2 lanes to swim in. They have so much mass that they are bigger than some of Jupiter's moons. They are so big blue whales hit on them when they go to the beach.

josh is a fat ass

by tim logberk April 29, 2024