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New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".
White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.
by KJaydeB May 26, 2025
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New Jorker

A person or family of someone who from the city (New York) but moved to the suburbs of Jersey.

Considers themselves a New Yorker just living in New Jersey
"You from New Jersey?"
"First of all its Jersey, and yeah but I'm a New Jorker"
by Nico Safelli December 17, 2014
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New Zealand Nosedive

A vehicle(especially a jeep) that is slammed on the front end and lifted on the back end
Chris: Jace, did you really get a New Zealand Nosedive?
Jase: Yes.
Chris: It looks gay as fuck.
by MexicanForeskinMonster November 27, 2022
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New York

A state in the Northeastern US that borders Canadian provinces Ontario and Quebec as well as the states Vermont, Connecticut, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. Known for it's beautiful landmarks and tourist attractions such as Niagara Falls, Finger Lakes, Adirondacks and Catskills. And of course New York City.
There is more to New York than New York City.
by nightcode7 August 22, 2017
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Fake News

Someone who says something that doesn't match with a Trump Supporter's opinion
Person 1: This can't be the best economy ever, GDP growth for this quarter's been the weakest since the first quarter of 2017
Person 2: Wrong, you're Fake News.
by My tag is already used July 26, 2019
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New yearsish

Attire appropriate for New Years. Something that isn't red.
That isn't very New Yearsish.
by Memememeneme April 11, 2016
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New Hampshire Chilly Dog

When a male sticks his penis in the ass-hole of a +600lb woman and she shits her bbq pork sandwich all over his meat stick.
Holy shit! That lady just gave him a New Hampshire Chilly Dog!
by Bagel aids July 17, 2022
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