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Monkey Bater

Someone who is furiously masturbating and becomes stupid as a result. A term typically used by gooners to describe themselves when they’re too far gone.
I can’t stop masturbating! I’m such a mindless monkey bater!
by anoneumousse September 8, 2025
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michelin monkey

Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.
Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!
by Enrique Zeek April 10, 2023
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monkey-bibble

a light term to use in a state of crisis, such as a train about to blow-up while you are still on it
"Oh, monkey-bibble! We gotta' get off this train!"
by Eddy October 18, 2003
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Monkey

a animal.
(Or back in 1850 what white people called black people)
by iamcurrentboii August 6, 2022
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Shadow monkey

A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”

Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
by Little miss Bob Davey March 11, 2024
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monkey

an app that people use to face time with strangers and have phone sex.
You goin' to see your girl tonight. Naw son imma just see who on monkey
by his other side bitch May 16, 2018
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Scribble Monkey

An artist of color.
Hey bob, look at the scribble monkeys drawing. It’s pretty good.
by Kraker Barrel October 24, 2018
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