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pub monkey 

An insult towards Irish, Irish-American, Irish-Australian, ect., people.
"Hey look at that little pub monkey mick!"
pub monkey by Heaston MacLhwyd October 30, 2006

monkey water 

loose change used for frivolous purposes.
monkey water is used for drinking, gambling, loose women, and the like.
monkey water by total man January 1, 2012

monkeyshlett 

a feeling of a high, on such drugs as herbal buds and hazes of such. After excessive use and intake of psychologically enhancing budded flowers. Greens that were only made specifically hybrid crossed and given the highest hydroponic treatments since the 70's and present
friend 1: Fuck me man, i'm getting paranoid after smoking that weed man
friend 2: nah bro, just chill. i know how you feel. it will go in a while. you'll be alright, you're just monkeyshlett. its ok.

guy said: hey dude, i am in monkeyshlett, i love it so much. pass me some more.

girls smoking: That skunk is so monkeyshlett, you only need a little bit.

boy 1:hey that just shletted me hard bro
boys friend:you have to toke it till you get monkeyshletted though bro. don't fade out on me from just being shletted up. I want to feel the monkey with it
boy: True, lets get monkeyshletted up

monkeyshlett 

Monkeyshlett means beyond feeling high to the point it cant get any better.

It is also a bodypart of a monkey.
i'm feeelin mizzunkizzleshlizz'2tha'nizzette
monkeyshlett by pass me dat April 9, 2005

monkeyschlong 

An exceptionally long and hairy(like your mother), usually found on a god of a higher being.
"Fortnite Galactus has an gargantuan monkeyschlong"

Monkeysmack 

A dangerous anti-government activist. He distrusts the public library.
WATCH OUT MONKEYSMACK HAS A SHOVEL!
Monkeysmack by mercster December 18, 2020