Mom

The woman who pushed you out of her pleasure tunnel.

Dan: Hey wheres your Mom?
Xavi: Oh, she gave up on me when I thought the earth was flat.

by We_all_like_mans November 04, 2019

mom

When someone is so hot, attractive and funny

He’s so mom! Omg mom asf. That man is mom.

by Sexybek September 29, 2022

Mom

Define 1: Some one who abuses you for your whole life until you have panic attacks daily ptsd and anxiety attacks

Define 2: a Demond that lives in your house

Define 3: fathers no no toy

Guy 1: do you have one of those new things called moms
Guy 2: yes I think I’m going to return mine

by That one kid I the corner December 02, 2019

mom

moms are great.

son and daughter: we love you mom.

mom: thanks kids :D

the end.

by Bruh_I_Dont_Understand_MANEE May 09, 2021

Mom

They cool and do stuff

Mom is cool and does stuff for you

by Stanley Hudson October 15, 2019

MOM

Money over mans

The Motto is Mom.

by MissCeo December 12, 2021

mom

made of money M.O.M.

“mom can we go shopping” “no i’m not made of money” “but you are mom”

by tookie lol January 26, 2021