Joggin' Dick

used for people who like jogging on dick

Zay: You watched the game last night?
Alan: Yeah, the Jets whooped the Bills. They never stood a chance.
Zay: stop joggin' dick shorty!

by kaizen017 September 28, 2023

Dick Fight

When a mans penis is erect and they use it to fight another man. They can use their penis too.

Yeah man we had a dick fight last night.

by cursedspinel November 2, 2019

Dick and mortar

When you start a relationship in-person and it leads to a hookup without using any dating apps (like Tinder)

Guy 1: Hey, is that a new girl, how’d you meet her?
Guy 2: Yeah, I met her dick and mortar!
Guy 1: No way! You didn’t use any apps at all?
Guy 2: Nah, we met at a coffee shop, and then I took her back to my place.

by 24Harry42 December 23, 2020

Dick Shart

A complication of a colovesicular fistula or CVF where an abnormal connection occurs between the bowel and bladder allowing bowel contents to enter the bladder and come out the dick. It is a complication of diverticulitis or Crohns disease

Harry was doing his famous Dick the Dragon routine by lighting a dick fart when the performance came to an abrupt end with the appearance of an unexpected Dick Shart

by greg9255 November 24, 2020

Dick Drift

When a mans pp goes up by itself and you can’t control it (when you pull it down it goes back up) it’s like stick drift but with a mans dick.

Rappers often use this term ex: “yeah uh she make my dick drift”

by PowerSquire October 24, 2020

Dick Snare

A slang for a woman who knowingly traps a man into cheating on his partner.

“I lost everything in the divorce, me hearty. My wife, kids, pets, house, everything. Now I live in a back alley where I’m forced to eat grubs and drink puddle water. I have gangrene on my penis taboot!
All because of that lousy rotten dick snare.”

by Yakyelder October 29, 2020

Shiny dick

When u somebody is performing a bj on ur dick with lipgloss and the lipgloss stains the dick

Fuck i’ve got a shiny dick from .her(him/them)

by Epicureanhoe December 28, 2020