Parent (or Parents) that enforce a financial, time and effort burden on their friends as they cannot be bothered to organise baby sitters to go to bars / restaraunts and instead always host an inferior event.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
These parents always find excuses not to partake in activities, holidays, evenings etc and become overbearingly dull.
Brian: Hey Steve, are you coming on Johnny's stag do in Eastern Europe, we're going to shoot some tramps with some armed prostitutes??
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
Steve: Sorry Brian, Sarah's organised some 'drinks and nibbles' with the NCT lot. So I need to wear that new polo shirt that she bought me and keep everyone topped up with Waitrose quiche and hummus
Brian: Oh yeah. Johnny said that you'd become a Cunt Parent
by __banterman May 19, 2024
Get the Cunt Parentmug. 
"Jagat gives good head, he turned me gay"
"His mouth is so good"
"He tastes like cheese"
"Can I play clash royale with you?"
"Wanna give that homeless dude head? Yeah of course, share the love!"
"Jagat cunt is the name we give him after a good dick suck"
"His mouth is so good"
"He tastes like cheese"
"Can I play clash royale with you?"
"Wanna give that homeless dude head? Yeah of course, share the love!"
"Jagat cunt is the name we give him after a good dick suck"
by Mythic.gg Fanboy October 21, 2021
Get the Jagat Cuntmug. A term of endearment used in the UK for close mates/friends, mainly used in male social circles. Sometimes referred to as "cunty" as this often sounds nicer to some people.
by Badgi January 13, 2012
Get the Cuntmug. by onikardi July 15, 2025
Get the cuntmug. 'cunt' is a mostly british slang for the word 'idiot' and is a little rude
it can also be used as cunty which means you literally devoured the house boots down, but this is more of a tiktok slang
it can also be used as cunty which means you literally devoured the house boots down, but this is more of a tiktok slang
by veinyass November 19, 2023
Get the cuntmug. The acquired ability to act in a way that defies logic or normality to the general public, yet is revered to close mates who understand its profound reverence for which the term is endeared.
As the boys watched in plain view from the adjacent balcony, Jimmy strolled out into the sun, dick swinging in the wind and a look of intense focus.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
After sparking up a fat one, he bent her over in full view, glistening in the morning sun and proceeded to snort a massive line from the crack or her arse.
Clearly with no disregard for himself or her, but was quietly impressed whith himself on how well his Saturday night had fared, as his grin spread from ear to ear. Jono, still awake with the rest of the boys and watching the show in full swing as Jimmy pressed his claim, said Jesus, he’s a mad cunt! Then said to the boys in tow, leta cut mad cunts, fire up cunts it’s time to chase some pussy.
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
Get the Mad cuntmug.