Chillicothe Milkshake

When your name is Papa Cliff and you drop a bomb in a Porta John. The milkshake creation commences start with the phrase “fire in the hole!”

Prior to the big game, Papa Cliff drops a Chillicothe Milkshake.

by Poooooooopppppppppp February 28, 2026

Connecticut Milkshake

The act of blending butter, feces, and milk, and then consuming it through pumping into the asshole

I was so surprised when Molly actually did the Connecticut Milkshake

by Astronautbox3727 March 20, 2026

The "Milky Way"

Upon a night in Thailand a man called Shabbat whilst having a threesome used girl 1 titty milk as lubricant for girl 2 ass and had anal sex.

Titty milk used for anal called The "Milky Way"

by ShabbaTee April 1, 2026

Goron-milked

The act of grabbing your partners extremity of choice and tugging, pulling, and/or handling it in an attempt to, or make a mock gesture of, extracting milk from said extremity. This action is performed while both (or all) participants make glottal grunting noises similar to the Gorons encountered in early 3D Legend of Zelda games such as Majora's Mask & The Ocarina of Time.

Whoever goron-milked my sister is catching overhands like double cheese burgers

by WheezyAnus May 13, 2025

Grumpy Milkshake

a hand job given by someone who is in a particularly bad mood.

My girlfriend was in such a bad mood last night but at least she still gave me a Grumpy Milkshake

by BNBears June 9, 2025

brownie-milkin

jacking off while pooping.

damn that boy brownie-milkin, he must be down bad.

by bigbackgirl June 12, 2025

Mormon Milkshake

A term for something or someone that, on the surface, appears entirely wholesome, innocent, or conventional, but secretly possesses an unexpected, often edgy, rebellious, or surprisingly unconventional side. It's the hidden kick in an otherwise sweet package.

Derived from the common association of "Mormon" with clean-cut living, combined with "milkshake" (especially in its pop culture sense) implying a hidden allure or "something extra."

Example 1:
"Did you see Sarah's new tattoo? Who knew she was such a Mormon milkshake!"
Example 2:
"This indie band's music sounds like a lullaby, but then the lyrics drop some seriously dark philosophy. Total Mormon milkshake."
Example 3:
"My grandma's knitting circle is a Mormon milkshake; they gossip about the wildest stuff while making baby booties."

by HappyCamper2069 July 18, 2025