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Gold Star Syndrome

A condition experienced by some gold star lesbians, causing them to feel superior to other lesbians or female bodied queers that have had sex with at least one cis male. Symptoms include judging eyes and negative comments about sex with men.
She's got Gold Star Syndrome, if you're bisexual then don't waste your time hitting on her.
by The_Queer_Dictionary August 9, 2013
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B band syndromes

Wow I think this kid has B band syndromes
by BigChungus10 January 24, 2019
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Brady Bunch Syndrome

Someone who has ongoing fantasies about the new step children and in-laws melding together into a cohesive family unit even though the family members of your new spouse think you and your children are pieces of shit... and you and your children continually prove them to be correct.
What the hell was he thinking when he married that obnoxious sarcastic bitch? That leech has the Brady Bunch Syndrome and keeps trying to force herself and her demon offspring into our family functions; and every time they're around they just throw insults and try to start fights.
by izzafartsmeller August 17, 2011
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Mighty Ducks syndrome

A condition where the person at hand can't resist rooting for the underdog. Usually accompanied by a life of high dreams and much failure.
Dude, why does Ronnie always pick the Timberwolves on 2k11? They suck!

It's not his fault, they guys got a serious case of Mighty Ducks syndrome.

Oh. I see. Poor Ronnie.
by Addedoo October 30, 2011
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Alpine Nesting Syndrome

ANS is a serious condition discovered by doctors in 1972. Symptoms of ANS vary, from picking up twigs and leaves with your mouth to sprouting 'feathers' and sitting on said nests for weeks at a time waiting for your young to hatch, but there is no young because you are crazy. There is no cure for ANS, you have to live with this disease forever.
Currently, ANS patients are being held hostage in China and are being used to breed genetically mutated birds of war for the chinese government. Any patient found to have ANS is shipped against their will to China to continue this experiment. Some may be shipped to N.Korea to aid in nuclear testing.
wow that guy has got a severe case of Alpine Nesting Syndrome, what a deuche
by RapetheWalrus November 1, 2006
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Upside Down syndrome

The disorder in which a person's Down syndrome is so severe that his face is completely rotated out of proportion. More severe cases can affect muscle girth, especially in the forearms. This renders the victim's forearms indistingiushable from pencils. One's speech may also become unamusing and trite.
Chris Max, what's up with your face?
Max BABABABAABaabaaba!!!
Chris O, you must have Upside Down syndrome, which renders yours forearms indistingiushable from pencils. My bad.
by max_fisk December 15, 2008
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Only Child Syndrome

The self-centered attitude and actions that a large percentage of people with no siblings make their calling card.
Lars: "Why does he think everyone needs to worship the ground he walks on?"
Marv: "Dude it's just only child syndrome."
by Albiesaurus Rex December 9, 2008
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