When your dumb ass boyfriend leaves the toilet seat up, leaving you to nearly fall in. However, you somehow catch yourself before your cheeks touch the water. Causing yourself to hold your weight on the rim of the bowl.
"Holy shit (his dumb ass name here) I just had to monkey hang because you forgot to put the seat down, AGAIN!"
by Hisgirlfriend182 January 11, 2014
by Heito November 26, 2022
by bruhskiithe1st May 22, 2021
An innocent sounding name, that hides the soul destroying reality of trapping errant adventure motorcyclists in a never ending loop of pain. A track so nasty all future new tracks are weighed against it.. "Hmmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?"
Hmm, could this be a Monkey Gum?
How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
How hard could it be?, um, Monkey Gum..
We must be near the top of Monkey Gum..
by SpecialGaz August 28, 2022
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is A True Pisces And Water Monkey
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 09, 2025
Mike said to Harvey - "You need to trim that fecking hair growing out of those moles on your face" .
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"
Lucy said "Dad! stop monkey shaming Harvey!"
by USAReilly May 13, 2023
A term used to describe some with similar features to a monkey e.g a lot of hair all over there body, a protruding jaw or similar intellect to trust of a monkeys
Person 1: don’t like that new George guy there’s something wrong with him
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey
Person 2: I know what you mean his jaw is a bit suspicious
Person 1: yeah a bit like an undercover monkey
by Mr chuckey smile January 17, 2018