hard as balls

something that isn't very hard at all (cause balls aren't hard?)

Person 1: I ran a marathon the other day.
Person 2: How was it?
Person 1: Hard as balls!

by aidanterrenceronaldhuntjungleb July 23, 2021

Funk My Balls

playing with his nuts till his asshole bleeds

Shut the fuck up and funk my balls till my asshole bleeds

by Masonwinter July 26, 2021

Daniels_left_ballsack

Daniels_left_ballsack is an Asian American TikToker, they post fanart, eddsworld, and camp camp content. He is currently taken and is a fucking tranny

Person one: Who's your least favorite TikToker?
Person two: Daniels_left_ballsack

by Neils_Computer August 1, 2021

all the balls

Used to refer to something that sucks to the point where it doesn't just suck balls, it sucks all the balls.

Person 1: C2 stole my granola bar!
Person 854302L: That must suck all the balls

by THE REAL MAYO MAN August 8, 2021

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

cock and balls torture

it is nice

dammmmm cock and balls torture are good

by caitocuteypie November 7, 2021

Holy Fucking Balls DUDE

when your friend does something cool/weird as shit

Friend 1: I drank like 7 liters of vodka and wine
Friend 2: HOLY FUCKING BALLS DUDE ARE YOU OK????

by Vaksej November 8, 2021