the great wizard

A 50+ yr old virgin. Usually a loser and a social outcast, an upgraded version of wizard status.

That faggot Kyle is the great wizard of Oz.

by FagFilezz March 30, 2016

wet wizard

When somebody ejaculates into an ear.

Dan I can't hear because you gave me a wet wizard last night.

by Classified23 November 16, 2017

potato wizard

Is a sorcerer necromancer who specialises in the art of potatotize and Garbage lifting. Is generally mistaken for some who is high and spends hours trying to turn a bedroom lamp into Shrek by replacing the lightbulb for a stuffed bear head while chanting "my belly button feels warm, my belly button feels warm". If you see either of these pack your car, get your kids and drive as far away as possible.

<Dude 1> Dude! we've got to run, a potato wizard is coming after me!
<Dude 2> Holy crap! Get in the car now!

by Hanwastheonlyshooter7 March 23, 2017

Booty wizard

Someone who inhaled 1000 or more farts directly out of an anus.

My boyfriend of 4 years eats my ass out every night! He’s a total booty wizard.

by Daddykins11 May 10, 2018

wizards sleeve

the act of placing ones cranium into a partners vagina

she was so fat i could have given her a wizards sleeve

by youteacher May 09, 2011

Filth wizard

One who is overtly sexual or pervy.

"What a naughty joke, you filth wizard."

by Grimler84 December 22, 2009

Wizard's Brew

Expression from Chris Fox's "Wizard's Brew."
Means a cock-up, or unholy mess. The name comes from a traditional beverage made by wizards. The recipe is secret, but is believed to involve raw alcohol, Sulphur and old potato peelings

This is a right wizard's brew,Huw

by Jonjo March 27, 2005