Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
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Witches Broom

When you stick your dry penis into your raging girlfriends ass with no lube
My girlfriend was being a bitch last night so I gave her witches broom during sex”
by Boinkysploinkey February 04, 2022
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witch vibe

An unconfirmed, sometimes irrational sure feeling about a situation or theory that has not yet occurred or been tested. Coined by fashion stylist Rachel Zoe.
"I know you don't know the sex of the baby yet, but I'm getting a witch vibe you're having a girl."
by Ann Berk August 04, 2017
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sloopy witch

A slight offset of the term "stupid bitch" sounding more appeasing to the ear. Ones face can also become sloopy, as if their face is drooping down & their eyeballs seem to fall off their face.
"Get over here you sloopy witch!"
"The man who's face was ripped off by chimpanzees, he now looks like a sloopy witch."
by The sloop god April 13, 2017
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The witches cauldron

The witches cauldron is when you get a massive fucking cauldron and mix all drugs known to man in there then proceeded to get high off of the fumes
Guy 1 : "Dude I was at this wicked house party last night I got soooo fucked"
Guy 2: "Oh shit what did you take"
Guy 1: "Bro we smoked the witches cauldron"
Guy 2: "Fuckkkkkkk"
by Midgets piss me off January 06, 2022
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CONVICT WITCH

Law enforcement that have sixth sense on who is to become a convict.
Look Out..... The Convict witch has our number,,,, We are busted!!!!!
by eve1 June 24, 2024
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