one wipe wonder

After defecation, one goes to wipe clean the anus crevice and realizes he/she has been able to achieve a bowel movement without the need of toilet paper to wipe the area clear of fesses residue after exportation.

Yes...i jus dropped the kids off and wiped, looked at the paper...Sweet!!! One wipe wonder!!!

by steve-i rastafari September 10, 2005

wi-fi wipe

During a wi-fi dump, wiping yourself on the toilet while simultaneously balancing a laptop on a knee or other extended body part. Placing a laptop on the floor immediately disqualifies the wipe from "wi-fi" status. It has been rumored that some may even posses enough skill to hold an internet conversation during the wiping process.

I am still typing with one hand while the other is taking care of this wi-fi wipe.

by A Germ July 27, 2006

One Sheet Wipe

One Sheet Wipe are a fictional emotional rock band from East Kent, UK. Led by vocalist Tom Henson.

If One Sheet Wipe actually existed then their gig last night would have been seriously rad.

by Lizard987 March 12, 2009

Ajax Spray and Wipe

The act of ejaculating into your hand and smearing it onto your partner's face

I love to ajax spray and wipe with my partner. We certainly clean house.

by AlphaDelta February 17, 2015

ghetto Clorox wipe

basically a tissue with hand sanitizer on it.

"Hey do you have a Clorox wipes?"
"No but you can make a 'ghetto Clorox wipe'."
"Wat's that?"

"Just get some hand sanitizer and put it on a tissue."

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Wipe the slate clean

A plan by Father Elijah to destroy the NCR & Legion,by unleashing the Sierra Madre's technology upon the wasteland,such as the cloud.

"Sources of food, supplies, medical assistance, ammo, make more collars, even print currency! Make a nation. The Cloud allows me to wipe the slate clean."

by jj_da_jet_plane January 13, 2022

dirty ass-wipe

cuss expression for an inconsiderate person

That dirty ass-wipe just cut me off.

by poohbar January 24, 2010