When you are supposed to be eating a chicken boneless bite but it tastes and looks like unicorn meat so you name it kooter corn
by Fancy juice November 13, 2017
bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?
by bigyeeterz May 12, 2019
The resulting diarrhea one gets after ingesting a certain amount of corn that fails to digest. The ensuing liquid will be filled with obvious amounts of yellow corn. If bad enough, the victim will be able to actually feel each individual kernel as it passes out. The term is usually applied to military chow hall food.
"My god, I had the worst corn squirts earlier. I'd forgotten I even had corn."
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
"Damn military food givin' me corn squirts."
"How were your corn squirts?"
by Ragnarahk October 18, 2011
by Hotdogboy69 January 18, 2017
A hilarious game to play when left alone at somebody else’s house. You take every can you can find in their kitchen and or pantry, remove the labels, and then return them, but definitely not back to where they came from. For months they will be guessing what each can contains.
This soup is pretty good Maggie, beef, corn, green beans, and carrots!
Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…
Yah, it was supposed to be chili, but Dan played Corn or Peas last week when I told him he could wait here for Jenni to get back and I left for work. Last night I had ham and ravioli, and the dog had cream of chicken soup. I haven’t found the Alpo yet…
by W.R.Slade November 06, 2023
Verb: The PG version of bullshitting.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.
Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.
Noun: The PG version of bullshit.
Can also be used to describe one who needs your help but won't get off their ass to come to you for the help they need.
Scenario 1:
Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.
Scenario 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???
Guy 1: Hell, Lumbergh fucked her.
Guy 2: What?? No!!!!
Guy 3: Don't listen to him, he's just bull corning.
Scenario 2:
Guy 1: Hey man, my car's not running right, can you look at it?
Guy 2: Sure, bring it by right now, I've got time.
Guy 1: Oh, well, umm, I'm kind of busy right now, so...
Guy 2: WTF dude! Why you bull corning???
by cougar694u April 05, 2010
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