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Festie Wife

A woman you meet then become intimate with for the duration of a weekend camping music festival.
Brah, I just saw Andromeda, my festie wife from Bonaroo 2011; we spent more time in my tent than seeing shows for fours days.
by scamper May 28, 2020
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backup wife

A backup wife is a wife picked out by a current husband and wife couple for when the current wife dies.
It’s so sad Jane passed away at 40, but at least she had already picked Sue out as a backup wife for John and the kids.
by EuniceFrasierr June 30, 2020
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Wife life

_Australian_. _noun_.

A female best friend who is there whenever you need them, holds all your secrets, member of your girl squad, can always rely on each other. Term used while doing a domestic duty for the other.
"Omg this dinner you cooked is amazing!", friend will reply "wife life".
by justanotherwanderingsoul July 3, 2020
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Salute the wife

When a lower enlisted salutes the wife of an officer, he/she is signaling that they would like to participate in sexual relations, typically with the officer involved or observing.

Wives of officers asking or insisting a lower enlisted to salute them (which no civilian is owed from anyone) are signaling that they desire the enlisted person to engage in sexual activity with them.
Corporal O’Reilly told me he was going to salute the wife of Major Burns. Now he tells me he’s got a “special assignment” for the Major later tonight.
by MyDogEli September 7, 2020
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retro wife

Once married, a wife that wants to stay home to be a domestic housewife. Taking care of the home & husband.

As in the 1950’s, not having a career or job outside of the home.
“Now that she’s married, she gave up her job to stay home & be a retro wife”

“Just like all the young new brides, she too wants to be a retro wife”
by Carma-cat October 12, 2020
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Donkey's Wife

From the film Shrek, 'Donkey's Wife' is a phrase for when you poop and your butthole feels like fire. A reference to Donkey's Wife who is a dragon.
"My butthole feels like Donkey's Wife."
by Black Chyna🌚🍑 June 28, 2017
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Meme Wife

Have you tagged your meme wife in this cool doggo vid?
by GhostOfPaulWalker November 5, 2017
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