Weed

The single greatest thing that God could have ever given us.
It's healthy, it's fun, it's cheap, and it's easily obtained.

Dude. I'm so stoned.
This weed is bomb man.
Pass me that blunt, nigga.

by CrossTheJuggalo January 2, 2009

Terri Schiavo Weed

Terri Schiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.

"Man, I'd like to get up but this Terri Schiavo weed's got me glued to the floor!"

by Savage Infant Whale March 30, 2005

weed economy

A stash of money used for the sole purpose of purchasing weed. Often gained by charging for smoking people up, selling alcohol, or any method of shady moneymaking.

"Dude when are we getting that sack?"

"I don't know if I can drop a lot of cash, how much do we have in the weed economy?"

"Looks like 70 bucks"

"O hell ya!"

by Jaybleezy December 17, 2008

wheedle

To cleverly manipulate.

This part wasn't realy made for this machine, but hand me my beer and that big hammer and I'll see if I can wheedle it together.

by Reece C. March 28, 2008

weed date

instead of an actual date, two people that only get together to smoke weed.

or

a way for guys to get girls high and to hook up with them.

Sarah: Joe called me like six times to get me to smoke with him

Kelly: you know he just wants to bang you right?

Sarah: he's such a weed dater!

by waaaahhh September 14, 2009

Capitalistic weed

Mass-produced weed. This means bammer weed, cultivated by ignorant drug cartels who only think about the money and don't know shit about cannabis cultivation (no seperation between females and male plants, unprefessional treatment and shitty environment, etc.).
Tagged "capitalistic" because the people who grow this shit only do it for the money, and usually mix up the weed with toxic shit to give the weed more volume (thus increasing profit for the same amount of weed). Usually found in the Middle East and England, very uncommon in North America (U.S. and Canada, land of the dank kush).

People used to sell drugs for the sole purpose turning people on to psychedelia. Now everybody wants to earn as much as possible, and don't give a twat about the smokers' health, only about their profit and bullshit. Fucking capitalistic weed.

by Dude of Life June 24, 2008

Weed Bubble

The sensation that often arrises after one has injested marijuana. If you have ever experienced the effects of smoking marijuana it is also then likely that you have experienced a 'Weed Bubble' at some point.

The best way to describe it would be the feeling of a small balloon being infalted in your throat. Similar to that small squiggly line we are all too familiar with seeing in the corner of our eye, if you were to try and directly address a 'Weed Bubble' its existence would become no longer apparent yet return swiftly once you allow yourself to relax again.

The term was officially coined on the night of 29th October 2011 at 'Mamba Park', London.

Anyone else getting a Weed Bubble yet?

Haha! I have such a bad Weed Bubble right now!

I think I might have a Weed Bubble guys!

You should have been there man! Everyone got Weed Bubble's so bad!

I love Weed Bubble

by Mamba Park October 30, 2011