weenie stable

weenie stable is when a women assigns many different men a task to please her but only has sex with the biggest douche friend zone

she runs a weenie stable five times a week

by legionaire4443 July 9, 2019

Weenis

What happens when Loverty sleeps around and ends up getting a discharge

Loverty's having problems with his weenis

by Silky String December 12, 2016

Weenie-istic

When someone is doing something right, but they’re so small it looks like they’re doing it wrong.

they’re hand was so small, when they held a fist it looked weenie-istic

by MintyTulip August 6, 2021

weenis

the skin on your elbow

“oh my god brycen don’t touch my weenis”

by ræeee June 19, 2019

Green Weenie

Multiple:
1. Name for the biggest asshole on your military base.

2. Also a fly used in fly fishing to resemble caddis larvae (they’re green little worm).
3. The rule 34 version of green eggs and ham that never made it to publication

1. Don’t shake or the green weenie will hammer you, he can smell your fear
2. Gonna dangle a green weenie when I go euro-nymphing this morning.

3. How do you know if you like green weenies, if you’ve never tried one, Sam I am?

by mugbutt July 29, 2021

weenie gaga phobia

When you gaga while giving a blow job.

No more BJ's, I have weenie gaga phobia!

by BJWGP August 12, 2023

Drift Weenie

When you want a girl to come over and hang out with some"bed wrestling" but she can't because you have been at the drift track all day and your weenie smells like shit.

Casey: you gonna bone ol girl from last time?
Ariel: I can't. I got a mean case of Drift Weenie after today.

by DJ Princess Ariel aka DJ Vaper March 27, 2022